Los neologismos del Doctor Tschaicosby: Cuando voy a entender

Frases importantes para el Doctor.

*- Dos distancias cortas hacen una larga. -Doctor Tschaicosby-
*- Ha llegado la hora de buena idea y mala idea. -Animaniacs-
*-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? -...-
*El que da y quita con la verga se desquita -Yedrotull-
*Comer y rascar todo es empezar. -Pio-
*When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then i realize God doesnt act that way, so i stole the bycicle then a pray for forgiveness -...-
*Si la vida te da la espalda..agarrale el culo. -El maese Frank-
*Las palabras se miden por su ancho, no por su largo. -Tschaicosby-
*-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. -...-
*El corazón tiene razónes que la razón ignora. -Pascal-
*No quiero cargar mi pasado pero tampoco quiero olvidarlo. -Manuel Calero-
*La vida es aquello que transcurre mientras hacemos planes para el futuro. -John Lenon-
*La mierda es droga fuerte: quien se embarra ya no quiere limpiarse. -Xavier Velasco-